The Weirdest fight on the face of the earth

Person: Hey you. you just mentally touched me
talking dog: What makes you say that?
Person: Because I read minds
talking dog: Because I read minds
person: Stop it!
dog: Stop it!
person: Im warning you!
dog: Im warning you!
*both get into a fight*
*One eternity later*
and the person and the dog. and all the bystanders are now alive skeletons and there still fighting.

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Narrater:Somehow the dogs grandson learned english, spanish, and italian.
Dog: Hola como esta peple?
: AAAH! talking dog! i must speak to the king
:Sir! sir! we have a problem!
: you've got an itch on your back that you can't scratch?
: No its worse! the dogs are trying to take over the world! They are learning spanish!
: shyeah right! puppy come ovr here!
Puppy: como esta royal majesty?
: AY YAY YAY!! RUN FOR UR LIFE!!!!
: can't the king dude take a joke?

Will The kind find out the royal fool is behind this?
Will the dogs be defeated of there smartness?
I'm coming up with somethig tommorow!

oops ok... PS its extra long cause its the SEASON FINALE!

When the king ran away aliens came...

: Where are we?? I told you to stop at Mars!!!
:well at least your an alien i dont even LOOK like a monkey!
: ah you have arrived! Here is the plan we will get rid of the king!
& : uhh...ok HOW?
: steal the queen and put 'er in yer ship and the king 'll come runnin' for 'er.

MEANWHILE...

Dog Leader: Quickly amigos we must stop the joker dude!!!!
: I can help you!
Dog leader: Who are you?
: I am Mr banana man!
Dog 1: how can you help us
: sneak into the spaceyship of these aliens and monkey and steal the queeny back!
Dog 4: how do you know what will happen?
: 'cause I was there!!!
Dog Leader: Ok lets do it!

MEANWHILE...


: heh its almost finisheded!! the queen in the space ship *writes letter to king*

Dear King dude III,

WE have stolen ur preshus precious queen and threw her into out spaceship! if you wants to save her than get in there!!!

From Anonymous

: GASP I GOTTA SAVE HER!(he runs into the spaceyship)
Dog Leader: k were in here now set of the bomb!
: KABLOOMIE!
(the dogs also loose there smartness)
YAY IM SAVED!!!
But who did that bomb??
Dogs: BARK BARK BARK!!!
Me thinks it was them doggies!
The joker dude was pulled into the dungeon and the day was saved thanks to random doggies that were once smart!!!

THE END OF THE SEASON NOW SEASON TWO!! WILL BE IN A NEW TOPIC!