Funny and Random Epic Movie Type Thingy

I used stuff from epic movie.

One day...

Liz: Wow! It's Drake Bell!
Drake: Hi, how are you!
Liz: OMG!Well I'm like,...
Drake got hit by a giant barbell that said, 'Oops'.
Liz:...
Josh: HA! That's what you get for smashing that other barbell on my foot!
Josh gets shot by a bazooka.
Liz:... Drake?... Josh?
Liz just randomly starts singing.
Liz: Bubble gum bazooka zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka guys: Bubble gum bazooka zooka bubble gum! Some gum!
The Bazooka guys shoot Liz with a bazooka.
Liz flies to Japan and randomly lands in a pile of Wonka chocolate bars.
Liz: LOOK! I WON THE GOLDEN TICKET!
New scene.
John: Do do do do do...
John falls in a storm hole.
John: Hello? Hello????
Nobody answered.
A hammer randomly knocked him into some other guy.
The other guy: Pssst... buddy! Want some Wonka bars?
John: Duuuuhhh....
1 day later...
John: Duuuuuuuhhhhh.... sure.
John: I WON THE GOLDEN TICKET!
The random guy battled him.
John pulled off the guys coat and he was accually... BOB SAGET!
John leaves the sewer.
End of chapter! More to come later!

like i said on the other forums ok?

That's how I am.... WEIRD!

Sorry for teh double post but chapter 2 is here:

Chapter 2:

Mike: Hey sup! I'm Mike.
Story writer: Mike what are you doing?
Mike: Dude, I'm only doing my script.
Story writer: You're supposed to say that to Lucy over here, not a pole.
Mike: Oh yeah. I knew that.
Mike: Hey sup I'm Mike. Want to go out sometime?
Lucy: HECK no!
Lucy wapped Mike in the face with her purse.
Mike lands in a melon cart.
Mike: Awww man that hurts.
Mike: Look Story writer I found a random chocolate bar!
Story writer: Yeah yeah. I'm the one that wrote it so I'll just save the time for you. He wins the golden ticket and blahdy blah blah.
Mike: Like, wow. Are you like, some kind of magician or something?
Story writer: When will he learn?
New scene.
Tina: Like, I'm looking for a guy named Bill Gates. I heard he's like, rich and stuff so I like, totally wanted to steal from him!
Police officer: Are you? Come with me.
Tina: Like, are we going to the carnival? I like, soooo totally LOVE carnivals!
Police officer: Yeah yeah.
One hour later...
Tina: Like ewww! This place needs like, a TOTAL makeover.
Some random girl: Do you even know where this is?
Tina: Like, no.
The random girl: It's jail you moron!
Tina: You like, think I'm a moron?
The random girl: Yeah.
Tina punches the random girl.
The random girl takes off her sun glasses and she is accually... LINDSEY LOHAN!
Tina: Wait, why are like, in jail Lindsey?
Lindsey: I... stole candy from a baby.
Tina gasps.
Tina walks over to the toilet to see if there was a sink she could wash the blood off her hands in. She saw a Wonka Bar!
Tina: Like, I TOTALLY found teh golden ticket!
Chapter 3 coming soon!

Those are awesome ambie

OMG! Chapter 3 YAY!

Willy Wonka: You have now entered my factory!
Liz: We know where we are now shut up Wonka so I can eat all the candy!
Mike: Oh boy! A chocolate river! Ha ha!
Mike drinks out of the river.
Willy Wonka: That's accually the sewer line... yeah.
Mike pukes all of it up.
Liz: Ha ha!
Mike punches Liz all the way to Antarctica.
Liz: Hey look! It's March of the Penguins!
Liz picks up a penguin.
Liz: Aren't you cute? You wittle cutie wutie!
The penguin bites Liz on the nose.
Back at the factory...
Mike: I feel mad and mean today. I think I'm going to stomp on these candy pumpkins.
The pumpkin ate Mike.
Mike: Aggh! I'm in a whole different demension dudes!
Jack the pumpkin king: Look everyone! We have dinner!
Crowd: Yay!!!
Mike: Awww crap!
Sorry it was short, but will be continued!

OMG i love it

Sorry for double posting but are those from the real vidioe?

John and Tina leave the factory.
John: OMG! IT'S BOB SAGET!
Tina: Didn't you like, have a fight with him earlier?
John: Yeah... wait... YOU WEREN'T THERE! YOU STALKER!
Tina: Well, like, the writer told me I had to say that. It's on page 4 of the script.
John: Oh... well then.... back to the clip.
Bob Saget: YOU!!!
John and Bob battle and John wins!
Tina: Like, what the heck?!?
John: What???
Tina: Why'd you kill him?
John: Because he attacked me before!
Tina: John, that's like, Bill Gates!
John: Oh... want to mug him?
Tina: Like, yeah!
John and Tina run away with Bill Gate's money.
Presidant Bush: Howdy ya'll! That was the end of book 1! Book 2's coming soon!
Writer: HEY! HEY BUSH GET OFF THE SET!
Presidant Bush: No. SECUIRITY!
The writer gets taken away.
Presidant Bush: Buh bye!

Ha ha ha funny

I'm famus in the begining.

Yeah but you die lolz.

Can I be in one?

Spongie Girl wrote:

Yeah but you die lolz.

Oh come on...


*Josh rises from the dead and slaps somebody?)

Ok, book two:

Josh: I'm back baby! And I'm not accualy Josh Peck.... I'M SNOOKIMS!
Tina: And I'm accualy Ambie!
John: And I'm not a boy... I'M A GIRL! My friends call me Blue because my name is 11blueberry.
Snookims: Come on guys! We need this story to be random!
Ambie: RANDOM!
11blueberry: Ok, that was random.
(I took this part from Neo's story)
Writer: GET THE BRUNETTE GIRLS OFF THE SET!
Ambie & Blue: NOOOOOO!!!
Snookims: Ha ha!
Writer: You to.
Snookims, Ambie, and Blue get carried of teh set.

another oneplease please please

lolz i wann be someone who doesn't DIE!